The Most Annoying Things

Things that are annoying. Enjoy.

Diet pop drinkers:

Mornings: 

People who chew and breathe loudly:

People who don't answer texts:

Copy cats and one uppers. Have you no originality or character? 

Being called a bitch: 

Men when they get colds: 

Speaking of which, also periods: 

People who do not understand my humor: 

People who just don't get me:

These people: 

People with bad grammar: 

Boob sweat: 

This person: 

When this happens: 

Close minded people. (Not everyone and everything can or has to fit inside the little box you've limited your life to. Also, if everyone was exactly the same, the world would be very boring, especially for you, because you wouldn't have anyone to talk about....)

People who think MY uterus/procreation is their business. (NEWSFLASH: IT ISN'T.)

Also people who automatically assume pregnancy if a female mentions feeling sick or having a hankering for a certain food. 

Parents who say things like "Oh, just wait till you try doing that with kids!" and "Oh, you think YOU'RE stressed? Try having kids!" and especially "You don't want kids?! HOW could you not want kids?!" (<-- I have an extensive knowledge of what having kids is like. Does that answer your question?) And ESPECIALLY people who think couples, but especially women, could never possibly have a fulfilling life without giving birth to offspring. NEWSFLASH: NOT TRUE. People without kids have various reasons, and usually they're none of your business, and most definitely NOT your place to judge. And whatever the reasons, it is perfectly possible and acceptable for a couple to decide not to procreate. There are lots of different purposeful, fulfilling callings in life, and while parenthood is definitely important, it's not for everyone. 

Stereotypes:

People who can't be accepting of all different body types: 

People who judge girls with a lot of guy friends: 

When this happens:

And last but not least, Miley Cyrus and her tongue: 

The end. 

Cheers! Xoxo

Intelligence Looks Good on Everyone.

Friends. Frenemies. Enemies. AKA, People of Facebook. Please, Read. It's for your own good.



I don't claim to know everything on this topic, or to be without flaw. But. I feel this needs to be said.

Your horrible grammar is making you look like a complete idiot. Seriously. There is a vast difference between an innocent typo once in awhile, and horrible, HORRIBLE grammar. So here are some pointers for you:

1. Defiantly and Definitely are NOT THE SAME WORD. Even though you were probably just butchering the spelling and spell check decided to go with "defiantly", that doesn't mean it's the correct word for what you're trying to say.

Defiantly: Adv. Showing defiance: She defiantly continued using bad grammar. 
Definitely: Adv. Without doubt (used for emphasis): I will definitely notice your bad grammar.

2. The age old They're, Their, There. This one baffles me every time I see them misused. It's so easy to remember. So obvious.

They're: They are (Get it? They're, they are. Hey. It's just the two words smushed together. Imagine that.)
Their: Possessive. Belonging to or associated with a person or thing. Their minds were made up to use bad grammar. 
There: Adv. In, at, or to that place or position: The people there do not know how to use proper grammar.





3. Are and Our. People. This one is just sad.

Are: Those girls are always sounding like idiots.
Our: Our dog uses better grammar than you. 

4. Pare, Pear, Pair. Seriously???

Pare: Verb. Trim (something) by cutting away its outer edge. I will pare your fingers if you say you bought a new pare of jeans one more time.
Pear: Noun. A Yellowish or brownish-green edible fruit that is typically narrow at the stalk and wider toward the base, with sweet, slightly gritty flesh. This pear can spell better than you.
Pair: Noun. A set of two things used together or regarded as a unit. A pair of scissors. 

5. #4 leads to my next grammar pet peeve. It is, in fact, a PAIR of scissors. Not "A scissors" As mentioned above, "pair" (in this case) refers to something regarded as a unit. Scissors. The word "Scissors" is a plural noun. And no, I am sorry, This cannot be remedied by saying "a scissor", because, "scissor" in fact, is a verb.

If you're reading this, Hubsy, yes, that was directed at you. Heh. It's okay, I still love you. ;)

6. To and Too.

To: Preposition. Expressing motion in the direction of (a particular location). I don't think that girl went to school. 
Too: Adverb. 1. To a higher degree than is desirable, permissible, or possible; excessively: He was typing too fast to notice his spelling errors. 
2. in addition, also: Is he joining the bad grammar club too?

7. Periods and Commas. Or rather, the misuse thereof.

The Comma: Indicates a pause between parts of a sentence. It is also used to separate items in a list and to mark the place of thousands in a large numeral.
Example:
Let's eat, grandma! (Much better than the alternative, "Let's eat grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.)
1,000



The Period: Indicates the end of a sentence or an abbreviation.

8. Your & You're.

Your: Possessive. Belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing. Your grammar is so horrible it makes me cry.
You're: Contraction. You are. (You are, You're. Huh. There's that funny coincidence again. Mind. Blown.)



And that my friends, is all I have for today. Please take a few moments to let that all sink in. Your local grammar Nazi will thank you.

Including me.

Especially me.

Cheers! xoxo

Illinois.

So last week I spent 5 days in my home state of northern Illinois. I had a fabulous time with friends and family, catching up and just togetherlyness. It had been over a year since I had seen my parents & siblings, and 2+ years since I'd seen several of my old friends! 

L-R: Olivia, Me, Lillian. (Front): Savannah, Mercy, Abigail. Aren't my little sisters the cutest things you've ever seen?! I certainly think so. ❤

These are the cheesy faces I got when I showed them how my iPhone camera flips lenses :P 

People say she looks just like I did at that age, except she's very quiet and shy, and, well, any of you who know me, know I am (and have always been) the opposite of shy! 

She's always been my little buddy/tag along. 

Olivia is almost as tall as me! I thought I had a few more years before this happened....... =| 

Mini me! 

So much hair!!! And hubsy complains about my "shedding"..... Heh.

My uber sexual wheels for the trip.... 

Me and my little pixie niece. She is very wise for her short years (: 

She is so full of fire! ❤

Yes, she's eating a milkshake with a fork. 'Cause that's how she rolls. 

So much to say.... 

Some of my ridiculous family. 

I was SUPER excited to get to see this girl! After 2 years of not seeing each other, we were finally reunited for a {memorable} evening of fun. 

But alas, all good things must come to an end, and tearful goodbyes are inevitable in a houseful of women. I missed them as soon as I walked out the door, but I was also ready to see hubsy again :). 

Cheers! Xoxo